hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Brad Fuller!

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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