- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

A man makes a sandwich.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

what do you call a black chef glendon

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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