Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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