This isn't funny.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Knock Knock Come in.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Horse with a chair on his head.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

The black man leaves the strip club.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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