Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Gangnam style

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

A man makes a sandwich.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

what do you call a black chef glendon

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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