How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

I have suicidal thoughts

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A horse walks into a barn.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

CRY

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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