yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Hillary Clinton

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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