What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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