What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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