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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Anti Joke

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