- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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