- Anti Joke

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

WOMENS RIGHTS

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?