- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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