- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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