A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

A man killed himself.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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