- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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