What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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The NBA and womens sports

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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