How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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