knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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