- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Whats an Anti Joke

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

This is a joke

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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