1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Knock knock knock OCD

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Anti Joke

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