- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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