What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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3 like an eel

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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