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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Your face

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A man penetrates another man.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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