- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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