Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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