Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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squash squash who squash my ass

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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