- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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