- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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