What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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2 Penises

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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