- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Nice belt.

What can fly? Lots of things

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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