- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Christians pornstars.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

New mission: refuse this mission

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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