- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

YOU

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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