why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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have safe sex

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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