- Anti Joke

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Yanter, Look it up

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

You just read this ..

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.