why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Lets Go Lakers!

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

womens rights.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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