- Anti Joke

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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