- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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