- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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