- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Women's rights

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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