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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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