- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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