- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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women's rights.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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