- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

this is not an anti joke

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

kill yourself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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