- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Because she has down's syndrome

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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