Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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