Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

what's black and can't swim?

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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