So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Your mother is average.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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