42, that is all

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Roses are red.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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