What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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He walked in a bar

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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69

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Derp

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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