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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

wanna hear a joke? i dont

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