What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Women's Professional _________

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Replacement Referees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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