Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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