Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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