An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Koalas mum is a slut

Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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