Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

oooh look a banshee

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

womens rights

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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