Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Yock

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

John Stamos.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

long in the tooth!

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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