- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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