- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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