- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Psychics.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A man... walks.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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