- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Testicles.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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