What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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He walked in a bar

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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