Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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My penis is big... not.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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mark is life

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