What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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andrew wagner

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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guess what chicken butt

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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