Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Your face

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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My penis is big... not.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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long in the tooth!

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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