Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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A man... walks.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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test

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Psychics.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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