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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Your face

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

everybody loves raymond

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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