- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

do you wanna hear a joke school

brock has small hands for a small job

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

I <3 Hitler

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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