- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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