whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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A man... walks.

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test

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Hi

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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