- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

I was once a hamster.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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