- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Vagina cream... end of story

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

an athiest walks into a church

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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