What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Your mother is average.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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