Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Anti Joke

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