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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

human centipede

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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