- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

women's rights.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

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