- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Psychics.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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