- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

an athiest walks into a church

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Liverpool City Football Club

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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