How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Donald Trump.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Church.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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