- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Because she has down's syndrome

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

WHO WANTS SOW????

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was the woman?

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

I like colin but not as much as apple

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