Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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