boobs!

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Here's another:

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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