If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Women's rights

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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