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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

A horse walks into a barn.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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