Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Burp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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