What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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