- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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