- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

YOU

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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