Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Davey Peterson.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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