- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How old is your mom Dead

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

My wife made me a sandwich

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

im a dragon, no im not

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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