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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Your Mum is soo fat.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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