- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Weed.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

human centipede

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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